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BUSH LIKES TUSH, NO LONGER WILLING / ABLE TO HIDE ITBEIJING -- August 10, 2008Straight out of the Hall of Awesomeness, George W. Bush opened eyes thanks to some effervescent behavior during his visit to the U.S. Women's Olympic Volleyball team. Having galavanted around the 2008 Summer Olympics like a hillbilly at a Nascar trade convention, it is clear who has the best leader in the free world when it comes to cheerleading for his country's athletes. ![]() In a move that would make the drunkest of Kennedys or the horniest of Clintons look controlled by comparison, George Bush couldn't resist not only mentioning the wonderfully sand-covered gluteus maximus but even going so far as to making close, physical contact with his favorite of outdoor athletes. For a moment, when watching George W's hand waive in dramatic approval of her booty, Americans everywhere couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. You see "W" has been characterized and accused of being many vicious things by his enemies. War monger, perjurer, murderer, corporate puppet, satanist, Cheney-ist, coke fiend, religious zealot nut job, Michael Bay fan, etc. etc - the President has been accused of being many things, but never has he been accused of being, well HUMAN. And cast no doubt, George's lustful approval upon coming into close contact with the fantastic buttock of U.S. beach volley baller Misty May-Treanor, was nothing more than a natural human reaction, of which most men would mimic if put in similar circumstances. So take that you liberal naysayers, proof positive that despite your wishes to the contrary, GW is human after all. And a damn fine one if we do say so. No other world leader has high tailed around the Olympic doings with the frat-boy enthusiasm that W has brought to this summer's games. Prior to showing up on the Women's volleyball court, GW was kicking with his old man at the Men's basketball opener, where GW's pregame team huddle clearly played a vital role in encouraging his country's rout of the host Chinese team. One clip broadcast at the Basketball game had GW exploding out of his seat in thunderous elation following a Lebron James block shot. All while the Chinese ambassador, sitting right next to the bubbling President, shamefully hid his face inside his trembling, embarrassed hands. Ha! How is that for diplomatic restitution? Pretty damn solid in our eyes. We salute you GW, for saluting that ever sandy, ever perfect, ever deserving rump bump. Bump set spike, Bill Clinton eat your damn heart out. A.T.I.G. Man Up
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| D-MAC In A Dress D-MAC lost the Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. Forrest Griffin bet with Danielle so yes, D-Mac dressed in drag to horrify the hell out of us all. |
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| The first annual I Did It Like This, I Did It Like That, I Did It With A Whiffle Ball Bat, SO! Home Run Derby. FM Sportsradio 104.3 The FAN's D-MAC and Oren challenge listeners and the media to a home run derby competition. D-MAC takes on Denver, Vic Lombardi (CBS 4 Denver) takes on his son! July 10, 2008 Food provided by: Colstons BBQ - Parker and Belleview |
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Old Poll ResultsIn light of Tim Donaghy's recent accusations regarding fixed playoff games in 2002 and 2005, are you inclined to believe that the NBA knowingly, and willingly participates in the business of fixing games?Final Results: 78% said YES & 18% said NO |
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